Day Three of crossing the picket line:
Meh. I've gotten bored of trying to invoke social change and instead I'm watching a marathon of Will Smith movies in preparation for I Am Legend. And if there's one thing that I've learned from The Pursuit of Happyness (other than that producers can't spell worth a damn) is that one man can't change the world.
But then again, Hitch taught me how to dance Bad Boys II taught me that even thatched roof cottages can explode if Michael Bay says so.
Either way, now that my court mandated two days of "giving a damn" are up, it's time to focus on the commerical element of the holidays. You know, the fun part. When I got back from New Zealand, I was greeted with a 52" flatscreen TV in the living room. But my joy was soon curbed when I was told that this constituted the entirety of Christmas. So either my parents are planning on punk'ing me, or I'm looking at sending myself presents like it's Valentine's Day or something.
So seeing as I'm going to be a bereft, Charlie Buckett child this Jesus Day, maybe some of my loyal readers want to help me out with some holiday cheer. That's why for the next fortnight minus two, I'll be presenting the 12 Days of Christmas...only instead of "my true love," anyone with a major credit card will do.
On the first day of Christmas, I want someone to give to me:
Barry Manilow's severed head impaled on a spike.
Seacrest out.
-MGD
Thursday, December 13, 2007
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